Who knew someone getting stabbed would notice this about the perp? ROFL

We can see it now, ‘Why hello office, yes, yes I was just stabbed. And boy howdy, I have to tell you, the person who stabbed me had the PRETTIEST EYES I have ever seen. Oh yes, I am slowly bleeding out, and ouch it hurts SO MUCH but I’m telling you, THOSE EYES …’

Can’t believe this is real and yet here we are:

What gave the perp away?

THOSE EYES.

*snorts*

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!

Sleek, gazelle-like with a certain SAVOIR FAIRE.

Armed and extremely delicious.

Wow, that’s awesome.

I CAN FIX HIM.

Armed and dreamy?

K.

Or wearing sunglasses? FOILED AGAIN!

Smells of lavender and has soft hands.

Ok, we’ve gotta stop.

Too damn funny.

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